You can’t go wrong with a monkey with a hammer. The possibilities are endless.
- Politics – obvious but oddly necessary.
- Corporate culture – see example, or just go to work
- Music – wait, how can you tell anymore?
- Reality Shows – who wouldn’t want to see a monkey with a hammer go berserk on American Idol?
The point is, if there ever was one, is that a monkey can get away with a lot more than we could. And, AND it’s as entertaining as hell. Stick a hammer in his or her hand and the world is your oyster. At least until the monkey hammers the snot out of it.
Stick a hammer in the hand of a normal person and all you end up with is a very bad horror movie or the evening news.
Your choice.
Back to monkeys. I’m not a huge monkey fan, certainly not like some friends of mine. I fail to see the appeal of a screaming, fuzzy simian that is often more coherent than some of my more distant relatives. Envy? Possibly. But stick a hammer in their hand and they’re golden (or intoxicated.)
Maybe it’s the hammer . . .
